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Thursday, January 17, 2013

A lot of stars had a boob job (ain't a surprise)

I guess this is not a big surprise for you. But it is always fun to know and more particularly to see it! :-)
Do you like cantaloupes? Watermelons? Then you will like these juicy ladies:

Sarah Jessica Parker's boob job:
Tara Reid's boob job:
Britney Spears' boob job:

Tila Tequila's boob job:
Christina Aguilera's boob job:
And finally for today, Victoria Beckham (who probably swallowed two soccer balls)

Thanks for Wikipedia for the images.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Utah is the perviest state


According to a study done at Harvard (which I could not find), Utah would be the perviest state in the US. It has the most online porn subscriptions... Apparently one every 1000 broadband users. Montana would be the state with the lowest rate of porn subscriptions!

As if having polygamy would be not enough... Jeez!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Women like to talk and men like to have sex instead...

According to a zillion of studies, women talk 3 times as much as men! Why?
Apparently the ladies get a buzz out of hearing their own voices. The act of chit-chating, pardon me, talking triggers some kind of chemicals in their brain that would give them a sensation of well-being - comparable to what heroin addicts feel when they get high! Isn't it cool? A drug free world = L world!

So what is the difference with Men's brain?
According Dr Brizendine (a feminist), the difference is created from the beginning (back to mom's womb) - where the testosterone moulds the developing male brain.
The areas for communication, emotion and memory are all pared way back for the unborn BBB (BaBy Boy).
Results: men chat less than women and struggle to express their feelings.

Can you thus imagine how much Axe deoderant they used before popping the question to you ladies? And you, where you usually would use 100 words and adjectives, you just answer by a lonely Yes? (or No for the lucky men... but they don't know it yet).

However, our male friends have good advantages of being of the silent type! Ladies, you will say: "Really? and what are they?"
Dr Brizendine (same as above, the feminist) explains that testosterone also reduces the areas in the brain that control hearing.
Yes, you heard me right!
This power allows men to become deaf to the most rational arguments their girlfriends, wives and lovers could give them while talking, pardon me, arguing!

And did you know what part is twice bigger in men's brain? Guess, it's easy!
The SEX AREA! Of course... responsible for sex thoughts and sometimes actions (for the lucky women).

Studies say that in average, men think about sex every 52 seconds! For how long, I don't know!
Whereas for women, it apprently crosses their minds, once a day or so. C'mon... I can't believe it! I must be high in testosterone then (that would explain my hairy legs... anyways!)

However, other scientists are sceptical about the effects of testosterone on the brain. They claim that differences between M & W (funny looks like a 69...see! I think about it again!) come from social conditioning, and are influenced by the way children are upbrought.

Anyways! Whatever the real reasons are... Facts are here!

Conclusion of that:
Men would be happier with bearded women: less talk, more f*ck.

Enjoy the video...

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Darwin theory will never go out of fashion


It is apparently a new trend in the Moscowitz Metro: the metro-surfing.

The rules are of course not too complicated (otherwise the participants would not get it): you have to hang or hold somehow to the wagon, make some pirouettes, you film and share it on the Web.

You will ask me: but how do you film it?
The rule indicates that you put the camera on your head (the piece of the body that supposedly contains a brain.)

Apparently some Russians goes on the top of the wagon and stands on it while performing acrobatics. I understand now why these Russians are so good in gym and so on!


Apparently Russian authorities are not in a hurry to stop metro-surfing. So if you are caught metro-surfing, you will get a fine of 100 roubles (about $3).

Nie, nie, nie. NA ZDAROWIE!

Sponge Bob does exist




Sponge Bob was found drunk on the public thoroughfare in Buenos Aires.
Thanks for Jolie Flor for sharing this!