Man who falls asleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger

All members of Hominid have 24 pairs of chromosomes except humans who have 23. Did you know that of the macaque's with nearly 3 billion DNA base pairs, 93.5% are identical to those in the human genome. The human and chimp genomes which diverged 6 million years ago are about 98 per cent identical.

Mosquito is the most deadly animal

Mosquitoes are responsible for the most human deaths worldwide.
Apparently, each year, mosquitoes are estimated to transmit disease to more than 700 million people and at least 2 million die of these diseases.

While male mosquitoes feed on nectar and plant juices, the females need to obtain nutrients from fresh blood in order to produce eggs.
It's all woman's fault again!
Mosquito has a mouth that can pierce plant's, human's and animal's skin.

According to Wikipedia's article on mosquito, there are about 3,500 species in the world.
Female mosquitoes have sometimes a preference for some person over others due to the sweat smell. Because their favorite victims have good proportions of the carbon dioxide, octenol and other compounds that it makes their body odor so particular and... attractive! (This is the AXE effect).

Daffy Duck is a spoonerism

A spoonerism is a transposition of initial consonants in a pair of words. For instance Daffy Duck becomes Daddy Fuck.


Popcorn -> Cop porn

Four of Hearts -> Whore of farts

Six of Diamonds -> Dicks of Simon's

You've wasted two terms -> You've tasted two worms

Next iPad won't have wings

We all know that the iPad is nice product. However, here is a quick list showing all the missing or negative points.
- No multi-tasking (no music while browsing. However should come up in the next OS)
- No drag and drop file management, must use iTunes
- Long synchronization
- Single device (mac, PC...) association with your iPad
- No USB port. iPad will sync itself via USB but only when plugged in via its proprietary dock connector, that you need to purchase.
- Limited storage (16, 32, or 64GB)
- No SD slot
- No support of Adobe Flash
- No HDMI output (to get video out, you’ll need a proprietary dock to VGA adapter, limiting to VGA resolutions
- No full HD (no 1080p)
- No native widescreen (no 16:9)
- No camera
- No GPS for wifi only versions

On the other hand, iPad is a high quality finished product. It's a nice and light object proposing many great applications. The next version of the iPad will hopefully be more complete.

You can buy Burqinis online

A burqini or burkini is a swimsuit for women designed by Aheda Zanetti (company Ahiida). You can buy them online on Ahiida.com. Many kinds* of burqinis exist: for children, teenagers, adults, plus sizes...

In 2009, a woman in France was prevented from swimming in a public pool because she was wearing a burqini. This interdiction was due to a law that prohibits the use of various forms of swimwear in public pools.

And if you're too hot, you can always opt for micro bikinis on Smallest-bikini.com


*Many kinds: meaning same shape but different colors.

Beer is the oldest and most consummed alcoholic beverage in the world

Beer is the third most popular drink after water and tea.

Apparently, during the 16 day festival of Oktoberfest held each year in Munich (Germany), in 2008: about 6.2 million visitors drank about 6.94 million liters of beer, and ate 142,253 pairs of pork sausages, 58,446 units of pork knuckles and 521,872 chicken units.

According to a News Release from Kirin (Japanese Brewery Company) in 2004, Czech Republic detains the record of beer consumption, with an average of 156.9 liters (5305 fl oz) per year, per person!

 
Rank |                  |                       
in   |     Country      |    Consumption
2003 |                  |  (L/person/year)
------------------------------------------------
1    |   Czech Republic |   156.9
2    |   Ireland        |   131.1
3    |   Germany        |   115.8
4    |   Australia      |   109.9
5    |   Austria        |   108.3
6    |   UK             |   99.0
7    |   Belgium        |   93.0
8    |   Denmark        |   89.9
9    |   Finland        |   85.0
10   |   Luxembourg     |   84.4
11   |   Slovakia       |   84.1
12   |   Spain          |   83.8
13   |   USA            |   81.6
14   |   Croatia        |   81.2
15   |   Netherlands    |   79.0
16   |   New Zealand    |   77.0
17   |   Hungary        |   75.3
18   |   Poland         |   69.1
19   |   Canada         |   68.3
20   |   Portugal       |   59.6

Source: Kirin

In California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit!

A few other weird laws include:

Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.


Find more on StupidLaws.com.

300 to 400 eggs will be ovulated during a woman's reproductive lifetime

During fetal life, about 6 million to 7 million eggs are produced. After that, no new egg will be produced.
Most of the eggs within the ovaries gradually die, until they are depleted at menopause. At birth, about 1 million eggs are left and at puberty, only about 300,000 remain. Of these, 300 to 400 will be ovulated during a woman's reproductive lifetime. Women, did you know that the eggs continue to degenerate during pregnancy, with the use of birth control pills, and in the presence or absence of regular menstrual cycles?
Clock is ticking...

Bruce Dickinson is a very skilled man

Paul Bruce Dickinson, is not only an English talented vocalist for Iron Maiden. He is also an airline pilot, a radio show host, a fencer, an author, and a songwriter! He was hired by Iron Maiden in 1982 and decided to quit the group in 1993 to pursue a solo career. Dickinson rejoined the group in 1999. He completed fencing at an international level and founded a fencing equipment company named Duellist.

This metal singer is a captain and flying 757 Boeing jets for the UK Astraeus airline.

He currently presents a rock show on BBC radio. Among all these activities, he also wrote a script for a movie, composed a soundtrack, did some acting and wrote some books!

World's tallest man is 8ft 1.2 inch (2.47m)

His name is Sultan Kösen and he currently holds 3 Guinness World Records. His height is 8 ft 1.2 in, that is to say 2.47 meters. He was born in 1982 and he lives in Turkey.