Women like to talk and men like to have sex instead...

According to a zillion of studies, women talk 3 times as much as men! Why?
Apparently the ladies get a buzz out of hearing their own voices. The act of chit-chating, pardon me, talking triggers some kind of chemicals in their brain that would give them a sensation of well-being - comparable to what heroin addicts feel when they get high! Isn't it cool? A drug free world = L world!

So what is the difference with Men's brain?
According Dr Brizendine (a feminist), the difference is created from the beginning (back to mom's womb) - where the testosterone moulds the developing male brain.
The areas for communication, emotion and memory are all pared way back for the unborn BBB (BaBy Boy).
Results: men chat less than women and struggle to express their feelings.

Can you thus imagine how much Axe deoderant they used before popping the question to you ladies? And you, where you usually would use 100 words and adjectives, you just answer by a lonely Yes? (or No for the lucky men... but they don't know it yet).

However, our male friends have good advantages of being of the silent type! Ladies, you will say: "Really? and what are they?"

Dr Brizendine (same as above, the feminist) explains that testosterone also reduces the areas in the brain that control hearing.
Yes, you heard me right!
This power allows men to become deaf to the most rational arguments their girlfriends, wives and lovers could give them while talking, pardon me, arguing!

And did you know what part is twice bigger in men's brain? Guess, it's easy!
The SEX AREA! Of course... responsible for sex thoughts and sometimes actions (for the lucky women).

Studies say that in average, men think about sex every 52 seconds! For how long, I don't know!
Whereas for women, it apprently crosses their minds, once a day or so. C'mon... I can't believe it! I must be high in testosterone then (that would explain my hairy legs... anyways!)

However, other scientists are sceptical about the effects of testosterone on the brain. They claim that differences between M & W (funny looks like a 69...see! I think about it again!) come from social conditioning, and are influenced by the way children are upbrought.

Anyways! Whatever the real reasons are... Facts are here!

Conclusion of that:

Men would be happier with bearded women: less talk, more f*ck.

Enjoy the video...

Darwin theory will never go out of fashion

It is apparently a new trend in the Moscowitz Metro: the metro-surfing.

The rules are of course not too complicated (otherwise the participants would not get it): you have to hang or hold somehow to the wagon, make some pirouettes, you film and share it on the Web.

You will ask me: but how do you film it?

The rule indicates that you put the camera on your head (the piece of the body that supposedly contains a brain.)

Apparently some Russians goes on the top of the wagon and stands on it while performing acrobatics. I understand now why these Russians are so good in gym and so on!

Apparently Russian authorities are not in a hurry to stop metro-surfing. So if you are caught metro-surfing, you will get a fine of 100 roubles (about $3).

Nie, nie, nie. NA ZDAROWIE!

Sponge Bob does exist

Sponge Bob was found drunk on the public thoroughfare in Buenos Aires.
Thanks for Jolie Flor for sharing this!

Ear wax is useful

Ear wax or cerumen, is naturally produced by our body and helps to clean, protect, and lubricate our ears.

But if this honey-look-like-but-not-taste-like substance builds up excessively, it may block your ear drum, and then cause irritation of the ear canal and lead to a rupture of the eardrum. Sad, huh?

Cerumen is apparently constituted of 40% of fat and is a sticky and shiny substance (reminds me something else...)

BON APPETIT.

I reached post # 101010 (42 for dummies)

For more details, go see my post on 42 here.

I have some "facts on farts"©

Why do farts stink?

First of all, let me introduce the topic with a quotation of my own: "The quieter and warmer, the smellier it is"©.

The odor of fart comes from a mixture of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans! Nitrogen rich compounds do also add some nice smell to your fart.

In a nutshell, the more sulfur rich is your diet, the more your farts will stink. So if you want to produce a Hiroshima-like fart, have a healthy dinner composed of eggs, cauliflower, raclette cheese and salami!

And I have found for you a delicious video of DJ fart (Don't forget to add it to your Christmas playlist):

Burping is good

A burp is medically known as an "eructation".

It is a universal body language that consists of releasing small (or not) amounts of air that is trapped on its way down with food burger and drink coke.

Why knowing how to burp on command is good?

1- It feels good when you are bloated! (farting is a good way too!).

2- To impress your friends and show who is the ALPHA in da room.

3- And finally, in some cultures, it is considered a compliment if you burp after a meal!

That is why you should always bring beer to your husbands after a good meal you had cooked for 2 hours!

Ladiz N Genz, here is a funny video of a cute burping gal:

And here: Learn how to burp in 5 steps:

1- Stand up

2- Drink a fizzy soda

3- Close your mouth and nostrils so no air can come in (OK if you are blond, please don't forget to breathe afterwards)

4- Ask someone to GENTLY pat you on the center of your back

5- Close your mouth as you burp and let the gas come out from your nose.

ET VOILA!

France is fantastic

- We don't eat Frog leg soup everyday in France

- Yearly, it rains more in Paris than in London (Check it on World Climate website)

- It is not the daisy, but the iris that is the national flower of France

- Wine can only be labeled "Champagne" if it is made in the Champagne region of France (North East)

- The rumor has it... that the "coupe" (the oblong glass used for drinking champagne) of champagne was modeled in the shape of Marie Antoinette's breast! (Too bad Boob jobs did not exist at that time...)

- Mont blanc is not only a delicious creamy dessert, it is also the highest mountain in the Alps and Western Europe

- French like to make fun of people, especially the Belgians.

- French was the official language of England for over 300 years!

- French loves to complain and believe that Canadians don't speak French.

Au revoir.

F*cking F*ck

Did you know that the F word was a difficult word to trace until recently? It looks like the origin of the F*** was found first in a 15th century poem written in bastard Latin (yeah you heard me right!);

"Non sunt in celi

quia fuccant uuiuys of heli"

Apparently meaning (sorry I can't confirm it): "They (the monks) are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of (the town of) Ely."

Another early example of F***ing comes from Scottish, (of Scandinavian origin) from a word resembling to a Norwegian dialect "fukka" meaning "copulate," or Swedish dialect "fock" meaning "penis."

Anyways... For those who wants more details about F*ck: you can look on the Online Etymology Dictionary: here.

At least it does not directly come from French (My beautiful mother tongue is not based on a bastard latin... No!)