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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Burping is good

A burp is medically known as an "eructation".
It is a universal body language that consists of releasing small (or not) amounts of air that is trapped on its way down with food burger and drink coke.


Why knowing how to burp on command is good?
1- It feels good when you are bloated! (farting is a good way too!).
2- To impress your friends and show who is the ALPHA in da room.
3- And finally, in some cultures, it is considered a compliment if you burp after a meal!
That is why you should always bring beer to your husbands after a good meal you had cooked for 2 hours!


Ladiz N Genz, here is a funny video of a cute burping gal:


And here: Learn how to burp in 5 steps:

1- Stand up
2- Drink a fizzy soda
3- Close your mouth and nostrils so no air can come in (OK if you are blond, please don't forget to breathe afterwards)
4- Ask someone to GENTLY pat you on the center of your back
5- Close your mouth as you burp and let the gas come out from your nose.

ET VOILA!